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SeanCon 2015: The Long SeanCon Con 
3 Legitimate to Quit

this is the website

"better than Çingelton" - anonymous conference connoisseur

"I can honestly say without any exaggeration that SeanCon 2014 was the best..." - Isaac Greenspan

SeanCon 2015 will be Saturday 25 July 2015
SeanCon is a legitimate technology conference open to all.
Ticket holders will receive
	* admission to SeanCon
	* a lot of beer
	* a lot of tacos (catered by Big Star)
	* the chance to speak about whatever
	* optional participation in a pull-up competition

SeanCon is open to everyone.
SeanCon believes in you and the good in all people.
SeanCon is a legitimate technology conference.

Questions that are asked of me frequently:

*What is SeanCon?
It is a legitimate technology conference.

*May I speak at SeanCon?
Yes. Of course. All are welcome to speak. Talk about whatever you want. My talk will be about how I became moderately successful.

*Are all the talks about technology?
No. Max spoke about soccer and management. I once spoke about how to be happy. Jacob talked about me. 
NickD shared the most epic diss record ever. Zeke shared his Year of "NO". 
David dropped knowledge bombs about computer graphics. Benedict dissed aspirational conferences. 
Molly had gifs and motivation. Becky had gifs.

*Do you fear death?
Yes.

*Did you spellcheck this?
No.

*How much is this?
Regular tickets are $20. You get tacos and (near) unlimited beer. If you'd like a t-shirt the tickets are $50. 

*What happened to your designer, Becky Rother?
I can't afford her anymore.

*Is SeanCon an insider thing, like, too cool for me?
No way. SeanCon is not cool at all.

*Are you drunk?
Yes.

*Will there be food?
Yes. I will have Big Star bring us tacos. The food options will accommodate vegans and meat-lovers alike. 
Only NickD will be disappointed because EVERYTHING will have cilantro in it. 
(I'm so sorry, Nick. Please email me if you want other food. I'll get you a pizza or whatever.)

*Where is this thing?
Vokal has kindly agreed to host SeanCon this year. If you're reading this you've probably worked at Vokal at some point.

*I don't like beer. Will there be other drinks?
There will be some liquor options, but not many soft drinks. There will be water. You're welcome to bring yer own drinks.

*Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No. I have not. That was the correct answer to the original SeanCon ticket.

*Is Stephen Ryner Jr. cool as heck?
Yeah. Duh.

*I'm scared to do a presentation.
So don't do one.

*I want to do a shitty presentation.
Ok. Live your dreams!

*How long should presentations be?
Aim for 15 minutes.

*Does SeanCon have a code of conduct?
In general SeanCon is a safe space. There is a pull-up competition at the end (for historical reasons), which could be interpreted
as a bro-down, but as I see it, it simply invites all people to flex their lats. The short answer is "don't be a jerk" 
and the longer answer is http://confcodeofconduct.com

*Do you miss the old days?
Yes. Duh.

*Is this the last SeanCon?
Shhhhhhhhh!

*Is SeanCon chill?
Chill as heck.

*Do you have pictures of previous SeanCons?
Please see below. The end of this page has links.

*Have you ever cried at SeanCon.
Yes.

*Is Apple Watch your BFF?
Apple Watch is a great work-friend.

*Do you make a lot of money on SeanCon?
That's gauche, but no. I lose money every year. I do it because I love you and I hate taxes.

*Will DoodleBooth be back this year?
Jana may join us, but Doodlbooth will not be back in an official capacity.

*What's your favorite iOS game?
Threes. Threes is the best game on all platforms. Threes is the alpha and omega. (until roll roll ball comes out)

*Should I go to SeanCon?
Yes.

*Are tickets limited?
Yes.

*Are there any more questions?
No.

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